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Eric Alder

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(P8 = Part-time Philosopher and Purveyor of Peccadilloes Pertaining to Pugilistic Punchinello Pursuits)
June 25

Threefer

 

I get many inspirations in the bathroom

while showering or brushing my teeth

Life seems to be laid bare, like myself

and my mind opens to what’s beneath

 

What the hell's wrong with people these days?

Flipping pages of History too fast to read

Don’t analyze, rationalize, or compartmentalize

Be real and learn to feel; that’s the deal

 

What do you call a group of prostitutes who line up side by side, snap a salute,

then stare straight ahead while their pimp inspects them?  Attention whores.

 

 

Heart Strings

 

Some hearts have one string, their Love vibrates near

Resonating at a frequency that only one can hear

 

Some hearts are six-stringed, their Love is like a song

Ever-changing music played for all who'll sing along

 

Some hearts have a thousand strings, sensative and responding

to the faintest high vibrations, or the deepest profound thrumming

 

Slow Water

 

Sinking into the imperceptible depths of humanity

          (Too shallow-minded for such a bottomless deep)

 

Slow water takes me down

Slow water makes me drown

 

Ego haud fides in Deus, non-Opus Dei; tantum in mihi

(I have no faith in God, nor his works; only in me)

 

Slow water takes me down

Slow water makes me drown

 

Deus mos iacio suus manuum super mihi in Dies Irae

(God will lay his hands upon me on Judgement Day)

 

Slow water takes me down

Slow water makes me drown

 

June 16

Life in Paraphrase

 

I live my life in paraphrase, just going through the motions

They tell me I’ve got everything, but I’ve got other notions

 

I wave and smile in photographs, Death waiting by the door

It gets a whole lot harder when you feel there’s something more

 

I walk the walk and talk the talk, my foot stuck in my mouth

In summer, sit and curse the heat; in winter, head down south

 

I wave and smile in photographs, Death knocking at the door

It gets a whole lot easier when you know there’s nothing more

 

June 15

Oblivion

 

A tickling at the back of the mind

A slow creeping notion

Or trickling old potion

Something stirring from deep slumber

 

Perceptions skewed

Facts misconstrued

A dimly realized lack of focus

Mental fingers grasp for knobs

 

Harsh light, no longer filtered gold

Everything disagrees

Nothing's born to please

Layers peeled back to bare bone

 

A force applied

A truth denied

No one noticed at all

Drifting in sweet Oblivion

 

June 11

Opp-Sit

 
File a point, hone an edge
Put yourself out on a ledge
 
Take a risk, take a dare
Get up off your derrière
 
Take your car, drive all day
Hop a plane and fly away
 
Push that button, pull that chain
Change the rules and rack your brain
 
Take the world in, shuck and jive
The is your life; go be Alive!
 
June 04

Japanese Car Mantra

 

Kawasaki, Honda

Yamaha, Suzuki

Kawasaki, Honda

Yamaha, Suzuki

 

Nissan, Mazda, Nissan, Mazda

 

Subaru, Daihatsu

Isuzu, Toyota

Subaru, Daihatsu

Isuzu, Toyota

 

Mitsubishi, Hyundai, Mitsubishi, Hyundai

 

 

Chords and lyrics for that darned song!

 

(Chords: C Major, A Minor, D Minor, G Major)

 

When I finally see your face

And I feel your warm embrace

 

When you gently take my hand

And you help me understand

 

When I finally see your smile

It makes everything worthwhile

 

When you gently take my heart

I know we’ll never be apart

 

 

(Chords:  A Minor, E Minor, F Major, G Major)

 

There are times when we fall down

Our world comes crashing all around

 

And we feel we can’t go on

After all we’ve said and done

 

And it seems we just can’t win

But we know we won’t give in

 

‘Cause we know our love is strong

And together we can't go wrong

 

April 28

Haiku-Ku (4)

 

My anatomy,

as I've aged, is now overcome

by lycanthropy

 

Squared circle glowing

Fighters glare through sweat and smoke

Cheers, beers, boos and booze

 

Fun for Everyone

Lake Erie Queen, Coaster King

Cedar Point... Ride On

 

Forty years ago

Three days of peace and music

Changed the world… Woodstock

 

Gene, Ace, Paul, Peter

Demon, Spaceman, Lover, Cat

Rock and Roll All Night

 

I can play guitar

Better than eighty percent

Of all rock drummers

 

Please don’t wash away

all my dreams with the hard rain

of reality

 

Some people work hard

at pursuing numerous

ways to be lazy

 

For every bright light

there is a correspondance

of deep dark shadow

 

People Are Sleeping

 

Somewhere along the way

we traded green fields and mountain days

for shopping malls and bluejean esthetics

 

Now everyone’s connected

communicating at light-speed

But nobody’s really saying anything

 

A wealth of information readily available

yet few know what it means

and nobody seems to care

 

We think we’re so alive

in tune and in touch with our world

But the truth is people are sleeping

 

Supermanifesto

 

I’ve got a lot to do

so get the hell out of my way

 

Jump back, flinching

startled by my resolve

 

Eyes to the floor

unwilling to meet mine

 

Don’t pretend to be offended

 

If you really cared, you’d be behind me

instead of just being in the way

 

I’m not tied to my past, nor yours

I’m not responsible for people’s misconceptions

 

You can’t stop me and you have no right to try

 

December 11

Headlines And Bylines

 

Headlines and bylines

bolded news items online

screaming scandallous stories

broadcasting urgent demands

 

Secretly-spinning doctors

decanting ancient rhymes

of the old, arcane magics

recasting long-forgotten spells

 

Unspoken orations chanted

loudly unseen, glowingly unheard

behind fresh talking heads

of the incessantly-streaming main

 

Resurging the inescapable fears

that tickle at the base nerve

of our collective unconscious

for dependable, involuntary response

 

And once the waves have swelled and ebbed

the necromancers return to their dark caves

to lurk in silence, awaiting the next full moon

when they’ll once again steer our course

 

Thoughts On Mockery

I appreciate a wide scope of humor – from the basest slap-stick buffoonery to the driest intellectual witticism – but I have a special affinity for mocking.

Mocking, while hardly the apex of all things comical, is especially endeared to me because of its unparalleled ability to level a playing field. 

Like a stuffed-shirt taking a prat-fall, there’s something I find quite satisfying about witnessing (or being the purveyor of) a scathing, belittling portrayal of some self-important loud-mouth, performed for the amusement of those who’ve been forced to suffer that person.

Haiku-Ku (3)


Soft yellow ducklings

Never question where to go:

Just follow momma

  
 

Pearls of Tessalon

Glittering amber jewels

Of Benzonatate

 

Bright rays pierce the clouds

Gold shafts descend from Heaven

Nature’s own spotlights

 

Brisk winds blow boldly

Pulling shy, dry leaves from boughs

To dance in the air

 

Unseen on their pads

Frogs welcome the morning sun

Mist carpets the pond

 

Crickets chirp brightly

Never fearing the darkness

Of warm summer nights

 

Bees visit flowers

For cordial pollination

On soft welcome mats

 

Low woods welcome all

With a royal green carpet

Of mossy splendor

 

Step into spring woods

Reacquaint yourself with Life

Renewed and alive

 

Halting his plow horse

The farmer watches two does

Jog along his field

 

I can’t obey you

I hear voices in my head

I do what they say

 

Fishing on the ice

Whiskey is my anti-freeze

Hypothermia

 

I hate violence!

I want to kill violence!

Violence must die!

 

Lightning fingers pick

Soft, graceful melodies fall

Don’s Dichotomy

 

Rock-n-Roll Jesus

took us to church one night

blessed us with blue smoke

 

Blabbermouths like me

have difficulty grasping

word economy

 

Cruel mockery

Mean, scornful imitation

Why’s it so funny?

 

I need a big gun

to shoot everyone down

with bullets of love

 

Looks like an angel

But I got wise to the

devil in disguise


When logical thought

offers no absolution

Try a little faith



December 02

The Line

 

Who am I?  Just one in a long line

Each of us has their place in line

Each of us takes our turn at life

 

We ride the world, round and around

Circling the sun, year after year

Each a small part of a larger whole

 

Days and nights pass, one by one

Each person shares their days and their nights

For we are never alone in our hemispheres

 

The sun that warms me

is the same sun that shone

on Copernicus, Plato, Napoleon

 

The moon I see in the night sky

is the moon of the Incas

and forgotten souls

 

Both are as long ago, and both will ever be

Our forbearers toiled under that same hot sun

Yesterday’s poets drank toasts to that very moon

 

And generations to come

will brown their skins and kiss one another

under these same heavenly orbs

 

The line stretches long

perhap not long enough for some

but a place in line is guaranteed

 

 
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